Sunday, May 15, 2011

If I Were King!

Haven't posted in a while, so some fantasy stuff.

If I were king and had unlimited power, there would be many things I would change, starting with some TV shows.

First of all I would get rid of ALL of the reality shows -- all the singing shows, all the dancing shows, and all of the so-called "unscripted" shows (Survivor, Ghost Hunters, etc. etc.).

AND -- everybody who was ever associated with these shows would be blackballed for life -- no television or movie appearances. This includes the creators, the writers, the producers, the directors, the hosts and hostesses, the actors, and the participants.

Obviously, I HATE these kinds of shows.

Next, I would go after all the "slasher" and "horror" movies (such as Saw, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, etc., etc., etc.) . As far as I'm concerned, anyone who enjoys movies like this has something seriously wrong with them!

And again, everyone associated with them would be blackballed for life.

Then maybe there would be television shows (and movies) actually worth the time to watch, and not be canceled because people are too busy rotting their brains out with crap! Shows like Gilmore Girls, Stargate Universe, Veronica Mars, Monk, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Chase, Life Unexpected, Dollhouse, ER, NewsRadio, and dozens more.

Obviously, I really liked those shows. And if I were king, they would still be on!