Saturday, June 27, 2009

"I'm So SORRRY!"

Nothing galls me more than for some politician, or celebrity, or otherwise famous personality to be caught screwing around on his or her spouse, or heard bad-mouthing someone else, or heard making a racial, ethinic, or religious slur, and then go on TV and tell the world just how sorry they are!

Bull shit!

The only thing they are sorry about is that they got caught! If no one ever found out about what they did or said, then they would never regret it and would keep right on just like it was perfectly all right.

If they were truly sorry, they would go to the insulted person, make their apologies in private, and then if the injured person felt the apologiy was sincere, then they could appear together and the celeb could THEN make the apology public.

But I'd still be skeptical.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Free At Last ! !! !!!

Today, after almost two years, my daughter has moved out of my house and into her own apartment!

What I will miss --
* Her cooking supper three or four times a month.
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What I will NOT miss --
* Waking up in the middle of the night because her TV is too loud.
* Waking up in the middle of the night cold because she is fat and has turned the AC down too low.
* The kitchen sink full of dirty dishes until there are no clean ones left to use.
* The dish drainer full of clean dishes until they are used and put into the sink.
* My electric bill 50 - 60% higher than it should be because she has to use the clothes dryer because she is too sorry / lazy to hang them on the clothesline outside.
* Having to give her money every other week for her methadone doctor because she is too lazy / sorry to get a job.
* Having to give her gas money because she is too sorry / lazy to get a job.
* Having to turn off the lights in every room she has been in because she is too lazy / sorry to turn them off (and doesn't pay the electric bill).

Don't get me wrong, I love my daughter, but if I had raised her instead of her mother, she would be a different woman.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sick and Freakin' Tired

Okay, there are TV shows that I am SO sick and tired of hearing about that sometimes I think I want to vomit!

As far as I'm concerned, if they went off the air and all the actors were never heard of again I would be as happy as a pig in shit.

And the shows are --
*American "gag me with a coke spoon" Idol
*ALL dancing shows
*ALL talent(less) shows
*ALL so-called Reality Shows
*Lost
*Desperate "lame Lame LAME!" Housewives

There are others I would rather not hear about, but the above mentioned are the worst offenders.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

EW's Best and Worst Reality Shows

This week's Entertainmet Weekly wasted several pages on the best and worst reality TV shows. That's like listing the best and worst piles of DOG SHIT !

When are TV execs going to wake up and get rid of these CRAP shows and actually produce shows that are worth watching??

Think "Burn Notice," "The Closer," "Gilmore Girls," "Veronica Mars," "Battlestar Galactica," "Army Wives" and "Monk" to name just a few.

Of course, these are some of my favorites shows, but they are obviously favorites of millions of other viewers, otherwise they wouldn't have been on the air for as long as they were / are.