Saturday, August 22, 2009

Disney World Orlando

This past week a couple of family members and I went to Disney World (also Universal Studios) on vacation. Last year at Disney you could only buy a one-day pass, or a four-day pass (and they threw in a fifth day free, making sure that you would spend your whole week at Disney World and NO PLACE else). But this year they had one, two, three, four, and five day passes. We (I) opted for a two-day pass, and got the third day free (and an extra discount because we were Florida residents).

Disney World has changed and grown MUY MUCHO (very much) since it first opened back in 1971 (!!!!). The first time I went you had to buy ticket booklets. And depending on how much you wanted to pay depended on the rides you got to go on. For example, for the lowest price you would get one or two good rides (such as The Haunted Castle or Space Mountain), one or two so-so rides (such as the train ride around the Magic Kingdom or It's A Small World), and then a couple of cheap rides (like the Merry-Go-Round or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride [no longer there]).

I know this is hard to believe, but the first time I went there were three adults and one child (she was 17) and all four of us got in for only $20 ! !! !!!. Of course we (I) bought the cheap tickets.

Probably the only real down side was that we went in the middle of August with daytime temps at 90° (34°C) or higher and high humidity. But the up side was all those gorgeous young-to-middle-aged women walking around in bikini tops and halter tops and tube tops! !! !!! Some of the most delicious breasts to be seen ANYWHERE ! !! !!! Fortunately, I was with my daughter (no wife) so I could look and drool as much as I wanted.

We didn't go to Epcot this year because we spent one day at Universal Studios. Which isn't as extensive as Disney World, but still has some pretty good rides and attractions to experience.

Not sure about next year. I (we) will still have to go in August (since my ex-wife and I were sucked and suckered into buying a time share condo in Kissimmee so many years ago, and when we split up, she got the house and I got the condo). I'd like to do something different, and go someplace different, but if I can afford to go at all, I'll just have to see.

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