Disney World Orlando

This past week a couple of family members and I went to Disney World (also Universal Studios) on vacation. Last year at Disney you could only buy a one-day pass, or a four-day pass (and they threw in a fifth day free, making sure that you would spend your whole week at Disney World and NO PLACE else). But this year they had one, two, three, four, and five day passes. We (I) opted for a two-day pass, and got the third day free (and an extra discount because we were Florida residents).

Disney World has changed and grown MUY MUCHO (very much) since it first opened back in 1971 (!!!!). The first time I went you had to buy ticket booklets. And depending on how much you wanted to pay depended on the rides you got to go on. For example, for the lowest price you would get one or two good rides (such as The Haunted Castle or Space Mountain), one or two so-so rides (such as the train ride around the Magic Kingdom or It's A Small World), and then a couple of cheap rides (like the Merry-Go-Round or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride [no longer there]).

I know this is hard to believe, but the first time I went there were three adults and one child (she was 17) and all four of us got in for only $20 ! !! !!!. Of course we (I) bought the cheap tickets.

Probably the only real down side was that we went in the middle of August with daytime temps at 90° (34°C) or higher and high humidity. But the up side was all those gorgeous young-to-middle-aged women walking around in bikini tops and halter tops and tube tops! !! !!! Some of the most delicious breasts to be seen ANYWHERE ! !! !!! Fortunately, I was with my daughter (no wife) so I could look and drool as much as I wanted.

We didn't go to Epcot this year because we spent one day at Universal Studios. Which isn't as extensive as Disney World, but still has some pretty good rides and attractions to experience.

Not sure about next year. I (we) will still have to go in August (since my ex-wife and I were sucked and suckered into buying a time share condo in Kissimmee so many years ago, and when we split up, she got the house and I got the condo). I'd like to do something different, and go someplace different, but if I can afford to go at all, I'll just have to see.

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Shiri Appleby Or Alexis Bledel???

The first time I saw Shiri Appleby was when she starred in the TV show Roswell. (Actually, the real first time I saw her was on an episode of Xena which aired before Roswell. But in that show she was only cute and SO irritating that I really wanted Gabrielle to beat the snot out of her!) At the time she was 21 going on 22 (she was born Dec 1978 and the first episode aired Oct 1999). And I was totally hooked. She was the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen. That's not to say she was the most glamorous or most beautiful woman in the world, but there was just something about her that I couldn't resist. One reviewer of the show described her perfectly. He said she was "impossibly sweet looking," and I have to agree 100%. Maybe that's why I found her so appealing.

Below are two pictures of Shiri. The first is her showing her sweetness. The second shows just how sexy and erotic she can be. (Click the pics to see the larger image)




And now -- Alexis Bledel.

Of course, the first time I ever saw Alexis was when she played Rory Gilmore on Gilmore Girls. Alexis was 19 at the time. She was supposed to be 16, but she looked about 14 to me. But as the years passed she changed from a very cute and sweet looking teenager to a really beautiful young woman, as witnessed by the two photos below.

And I have to say that in my Fantasy Universe if I was given the choice of spending the rest of my life with one or the other, I'd probably go insane trying to choose!!

Both are so gorgeous, and both have figures I find particularly and especially appealing.

What to do? What to do? What to DO?

She's BAAACK!

I'm talking about Lucy Lawless. But not in the anticipated-but-never-to-be-made Xena movie. But she will be in the new TV show "Spartacus: Sand and Blood" on the Starz network next January (2010).


And the best part is that there will be some (or at least one) nude love scenes. No doubt we'll see her breasts, and since she is considering (at this time) wearing a merkin (a pubic wig [YES that's what I said!] ), maybe more than the just her globos will be seen. (Actually, the scene has already been shot. Lucy said it was so stressful she went home and got right into bed [and we can only wonder if Rob joined her]. )

Of course the day after the nude scene is aired, the pictures and videos will blanket the Internet/YouTube.

Lucy plays Lucretia, the wife of a slave owner (despite what you may believe watching Xena, Greek women had little, if any, real equality).

And as you can see from the photo below, Lucy looks nothing like Xena, but she still is HOT! To be 40 years old, Lucy Lawless is nothing less but purely amazing looking. (Rob Tapert sure knew what he was doing when he married her! )

Now if we can only see some/one nude scene with Reneé O'Connor!

Wrong Is Now Right?

Another gripe -- Why the hell have people started calling movie previews "trailers?"

A trailer is something that comes LAST!

A preview is what comes FIRST!

I don't know who the asshole is who started this, but WHY is it that (almost) everyone is being so stupid?

What's next? Dogs are cats? Black is white? Rape is love?

"I'm So SORRRY!"

Nothing galls me more than for some politician, or celebrity, or otherwise famous personality to be caught screwing around on his or her spouse, or heard bad-mouthing someone else, or heard making a racial, ethinic, or religious slur, and then go on TV and tell the world just how sorry they are!

Bull shit!

The only thing they are sorry about is that they got caught! If no one ever found out about what they did or said, then they would never regret it and would keep right on just like it was perfectly all right.

If they were truly sorry, they would go to the insulted person, make their apologies in private, and then if the injured person felt the apologiy was sincere, then they could appear together and the celeb could THEN make the apology public.

But I'd still be skeptical.

Free At Last ! !! !!!

Today, after almost two years, my daughter has moved out of my house and into her own apartment!

What I will miss --
* Her cooking supper three or four times a month.
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What I will NOT miss --
* Waking up in the middle of the night because her TV is too loud.
* Waking up in the middle of the night cold because she is fat and has turned the AC down too low.
* The kitchen sink full of dirty dishes until there are no clean ones left to use.
* The dish drainer full of clean dishes until they are used and put into the sink.
* My electric bill 50 - 60% higher than it should be because she has to use the clothes dryer because she is too sorry / lazy to hang them on the clothesline outside.
* Having to give her money every other week for her methadone doctor because she is too lazy / sorry to get a job.
* Having to give her gas money because she is too sorry / lazy to get a job.
* Having to turn off the lights in every room she has been in because she is too lazy / sorry to turn them off (and doesn't pay the electric bill).

Don't get me wrong, I love my daughter, but if I had raised her instead of her mother, she would be a different woman.

Sick and Freakin' Tired

Okay, there are TV shows that I am SO sick and tired of hearing about that sometimes I think I want to vomit!

As far as I'm concerned, if they went off the air and all the actors were never heard of again I would be as happy as a pig in shit.

And the shows are --
*American "gag me with a coke spoon" Idol
*ALL dancing shows
*ALL talent(less) shows
*ALL so-called Reality Shows
*Lost
*Desperate "lame Lame LAME!" Housewives

There are others I would rather not hear about, but the above mentioned are the worst offenders.